Negative Layer Height
At −0.2 mm, every layer un-prints the one before it. Your model finishes before you start it. Timezones may apply.
The 3D printer that prints anything. Anywhere. Anywhen. Including another HYPERFORGE Ω.
Ships Q5 2027. Batteries not included. Physics not included.
At −0.2 mm, every layer un-prints the one before it. Your model finishes before you start it. Timezones may apply.
The build plate is the universe. Please keep a respectful distance from the nozzle, which is also, technically, everywhere.
PLA, PETG, moon rock, soup, confidence, and select abstract nouns. Filament sensor detects "regret" and pauses automatically.
So level it levels the room around it. Tested on three houseboats and one moderately tilted tower in Pisa (now straight).
It starts printing what you were going to want. Currently printing 4,000 phone stands per user. We're working on it.
Absorbs sound. Rooms get quieter when it prints. Neighbors report hearing their own thoughts for the first time.
*Nothing is actually printed. Please do not reach into your monitor.
| Spec | HYPERFORGE Ω | Your current printer |
|---|---|---|
| Build volume | Yes | 220 × 220 × 250 mm |
| Layer height | −0.2 mm (retrocausal) | 0.2 mm |
| Print speed | c, soft-limited to c/2 for safety | 150 mm/s on a good day |
| Materials | All, incl. abstract concepts | PLA, and PETG if you're brave |
| Bed leveling | The bed levels you | Paper and prayer |
| Power draw | Generates 1.21 GW | Draws 350 W |
| Failed prints | Reclassified as art | Spaghetti |
| Firmware updates | Delivered via prophecy | USB stick you can't find |
| Connectivity | Wi-Fi 9, Bluetooth 12, Telepathy | Wi-Fi (sometimes) |
Our ETA grows 1.5× faster than time passes. This is industry standard.
Per month, billed retroactively.
Left or right, we're flexible.
Or a large asteroid. Terms apply.
It is as real as any product with a countdown timer and no shipping date. So: no. This is a parody.
It printed every Benchy. All of them. The ones you've printed were quietly ours.
Yes, which is exactly why we can't ship. The prototypes keep printing each other and the warehouse is now load-bearing.
Two years or until the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.
It's shy. Be patient. It will come to you.
Klipper supports it, emotionally.